Player Piano

by

Kurt Vonnegut

Kroner is a high-ranking official at the company that employs Paul. The manager of the entire Eastern Division, he works alongside the Chief of Engineering, Baer, and though their personalities are extremely different, everyone sees them as inseparable. Kroner is a large, serious man who believes in the value of automation and productivity more than anything else. Because he was the late George Proteus’s good friend, Kroner sees himself as a father of sorts to Paul, who in turn views him as a perfect example of the “corporate personality.” Kroner does everything he can to help Paul rise in the company, leading to an absurd, humorous dynamic: the less Paul does, it seems, the harder Kroner tries to promote him. Eventually, though, Kroner orders Paul to find out information about what Finnerty and James Lasher are up to, promising him a promotion in return. When Paul eventually claims to be the leader of Finnerty and Lasher’s group of anti-automation revolutionaries, Kroner is mystified because he simply can’t understand why anyone would want to upend society’s existing power structures. In this way, he’s a good representation of how people in positions of power often have trouble recognizing that their success has caused others to suffer.

Kroner Quotes in Player Piano

The Player Piano quotes below are all either spoken by Kroner or refer to Kroner. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
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).
Chapter 5 Quotes

“Just to sort of underline what you’re saying, Paul, I’d like to point out something I thought was rather interesting. One horsepower equals about twenty-two manpower—big manpower. If you convert the horsepower of one of the bigger steel-mill motors into terms of manpower, you’ll find that the motor does more work than the entire slave population of the United States at the time of the Civil War could do—and do it twenty-four hours a day.”

Related Characters: Kroner (speaker), Doctor Paul Proteus
Page Number: 52
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“[…] The Atomic Age, that was the big thing to look forward to. Remember, Baer? And meanwhile, the tubes increased like rabbits.”

“And dope addiction, alcoholism, and suicide went up proportionately,” said Finnerty.

[…]

“That was the war,” said Kroner soberly. “It happens after every war.”

“And organized vice and divorce and juvenile delinquency, all parallel the growth of the use of vacuum tubes,” said Finnerty.

“Oh, come on, Ed,” said Paul, “you can’t prove a logical connection between those factors.”

“If there's the slightest connection, it’s worth thinking about,” said Finnerty.

Related Characters: Doctor Paul Proteus, Doctor Ed Finnerty, Kroner, Baer
Page Number: 53
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 6 Quotes

When Paul thought about his effortless rise in the hierarchy, he sometimes, as now, felt sheepish, like a charlatan. He could handle his assignments all right, but he didn’t have what his father had, what Kroner had, what Shepherd had, what so many had: the sense of spiritual importance in what they were doing; the ability to be moved emotionally, almost like a lover, by the great omnipresent and omniscient spook, the corporate personality. In short, Paul missed what made his father aggressive and great: the capacity to really give a damn.

Related Characters: Doctor Paul Proteus, Doctor Ed Finnerty, Kroner, Doctor Lawson Shepherd, Doctor George Proteus (Paul’s Father)
Page Number: 63
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Chapter 12 Quotes

Paul was amazed. By some freakish circumstance he’d apparently clinched the job—after having arrived with the vague intention of disqualifying himself.

Related Characters: Doctor Paul Proteus, Kroner
Page Number: 131
Explanation and Analysis:

Kroner looked at him with surprise. “Look, you know darn good and well history’s answered the question a thousand times.”

“It has? Has it? You know; I wouldn’t. Answered it a thousand times, has it? That’s good, good. All I know is, you’ve got to act like it has, or you might as well throw in the towel. Don’t know, my boy. Guess I should, but I don’t. Just do my job. Maybe that’s wrong.”

Related Characters: Kroner (speaker), Baer (speaker), Doctor Paul Proteus
Page Number: 132
Explanation and Analysis:
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Kroner Quotes in Player Piano

The Player Piano quotes below are all either spoken by Kroner or refer to Kroner. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
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).
Chapter 5 Quotes

“Just to sort of underline what you’re saying, Paul, I’d like to point out something I thought was rather interesting. One horsepower equals about twenty-two manpower—big manpower. If you convert the horsepower of one of the bigger steel-mill motors into terms of manpower, you’ll find that the motor does more work than the entire slave population of the United States at the time of the Civil War could do—and do it twenty-four hours a day.”

Related Characters: Kroner (speaker), Doctor Paul Proteus
Page Number: 52
Explanation and Analysis:

“[…] The Atomic Age, that was the big thing to look forward to. Remember, Baer? And meanwhile, the tubes increased like rabbits.”

“And dope addiction, alcoholism, and suicide went up proportionately,” said Finnerty.

[…]

“That was the war,” said Kroner soberly. “It happens after every war.”

“And organized vice and divorce and juvenile delinquency, all parallel the growth of the use of vacuum tubes,” said Finnerty.

“Oh, come on, Ed,” said Paul, “you can’t prove a logical connection between those factors.”

“If there's the slightest connection, it’s worth thinking about,” said Finnerty.

Related Characters: Doctor Paul Proteus, Doctor Ed Finnerty, Kroner, Baer
Page Number: 53
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 6 Quotes

When Paul thought about his effortless rise in the hierarchy, he sometimes, as now, felt sheepish, like a charlatan. He could handle his assignments all right, but he didn’t have what his father had, what Kroner had, what Shepherd had, what so many had: the sense of spiritual importance in what they were doing; the ability to be moved emotionally, almost like a lover, by the great omnipresent and omniscient spook, the corporate personality. In short, Paul missed what made his father aggressive and great: the capacity to really give a damn.

Related Characters: Doctor Paul Proteus, Doctor Ed Finnerty, Kroner, Doctor Lawson Shepherd, Doctor George Proteus (Paul’s Father)
Page Number: 63
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Chapter 12 Quotes

Paul was amazed. By some freakish circumstance he’d apparently clinched the job—after having arrived with the vague intention of disqualifying himself.

Related Characters: Doctor Paul Proteus, Kroner
Page Number: 131
Explanation and Analysis:

Kroner looked at him with surprise. “Look, you know darn good and well history’s answered the question a thousand times.”

“It has? Has it? You know; I wouldn’t. Answered it a thousand times, has it? That’s good, good. All I know is, you’ve got to act like it has, or you might as well throw in the towel. Don’t know, my boy. Guess I should, but I don’t. Just do my job. Maybe that’s wrong.”

Related Characters: Kroner (speaker), Baer (speaker), Doctor Paul Proteus
Page Number: 132
Explanation and Analysis: