Wednesday is "gender bender day," which explains really just means that kids cross-dress. shows Shakespeare’s
Twelfth Night in English class, and Simon watches soccer boys including , , and squeeze onto Mr. Wise's couch in tiny cheerleading uniforms. Simon is surprisingly attracted to the muscular soccer legs in tiny cheerleading skirts, and is especially surprised that Bram, who is extremely quiet and shy, dressed up. arrives late to class, laughs at the boys on the couch, and accuses Simon and of not dressing up. Simon explains that Leah always dresses extra feminine to be subversive, and he felt no choice but to cross-dress a tiny bit with hair clips.