U-Haul, born Ryan Pyles, is Coach Winfield’s assistant who will later become an assistant football coach. U-Haul is jealous of the attention Demon gets from Coach and is sexually interested in Angus, who is a teenager. He’s a lascivious, exploitative person who ultimately tries to blackmail Angus into having sex with him by claiming that Coach has been embezzling funds meant for the football team and threatening to expose him. Demon helps subdue U-Haul before he can harm Angus, and he learns that U-Haul the one who has been embezzling money.