Minor Characters
Paul Lazzaro
A criminal from Illinois, Paul Lazzaro holds Weary as he dies and vows to take revenge on Billy, Weary’s supposed “killer.” Lazzaro does in fact have Billy killed in the 1970s, long after the war is over.
Valencia Pilgrim
Billy’s wife and the heiress to a small optometry fortune, Valencia loves Billy deeply. In her panic after hearing of Billy’s plane crash, Valencia is involved in a minor car accident that eventually causes her death from carbon monoxide poisoning.
Barbara and Robert Pilgrim
Billy’s daughter and son. Barbara takes care of Billy after his plane crash and believes he is senile when he begins talking of his Tralfamadorian abduction. Robert, a troubled youth in high school, becomes a successful member of the Green Berets fighting in Vietnam.
Eliot Rosewater
Lying in a hospital bed next to Billy during his mental breakdown after the war, Eliot Rosewater introduces Billy to Kilgore Trout’s science fiction and speaks kindly to Billy’s mother when Billy refuses to listen.
Werner Gluck
A very young German solider, Werner Gluck leads Billy and Derby to the slaughterhouse kitchen and where they accidentally happen upon a group of young women showering. This is the first time he has seen a naked woman.
Howard W. Campbell, Jr.
An American turncoat who has become a propagandist for the Nazi war cause, Howard W. Campbell, Jr., writes books on the rudeness of American GIs and tries to convince the POWs to fight with the Germans against Russia. Derby argues with Campbell and defends America’s ideals.
Mary O’Hare
Bernard’s wife, Mary urges Vonnegut to show in his novel that war is fought by very young men—children. Vonnegut agrees and promises to subtitle the novel “The Children’s Crusade.”
Lily
Rumfoord’s 23-year-old fifth wife, Lily brings her husband books in the hospital and pretends to read from President Truman’s announcement of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima, though she is a poor reader.
The hobo
Also a POW corralled into a railcar, the hobo claims that his treatment at the hands of the Germans is “not so bad.” The hobo later dies and his boots are stolen.
Montana Wildhack
An American film star, Montana is abducted by the Tralfamadorians as a companion to Billy. They have a child together in the Tralfamadorian zoo where they are kept.
The Englishmen
POWs captured at the beginning of the war, the Englishmen create a small fantasy-land within their prison camp, putting on performances, stockpiling excess food, and generally ignoring the horrors of the war raging outside.
Maggie White
A young woman whom Kilgore Trout talks to at Billy Pilgrim's 18th wedding anniversary party. When Trout tells Maggie that God knows all the good and bad things she thinks and says, and will use that information on Judgment Day, she gets scared and leaves the party.