Boss Finley’s mistress, who lives on his dime at the Royal Palms Hotel. Whenever Tom Junior or Heavenly bring up Miss Lucy to their father, he pretends he doesn’t know who they’re talking about, since his affair with her began before his wife died. Try as he might to deny that he knows her, he ends up hearing that she recently wrote “Boss Finley is too old to cut the mustard” on a bathroom mirror. Because of this, he pretends to give her a beautiful diamond clip, but then snaps the jewel box on her fingers right when she’s about to take it out, saying, “Now go downstairs to the cocktail lounge and go in the ladies’ room and describe this diamond clip with lipstick on the ladies’ room mirror down there.” To get her own revenge, Miss Lucy helps the heckler sneak into a Youth for Tom Finley event at the Royal Palms Hotel.